the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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