I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Blood and glitter go together right?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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