girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
Randomize
