Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
ttyl tear gas
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I think people are normalizing furries
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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