I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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