I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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