I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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