Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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