THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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