Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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