she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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