I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
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