Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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