she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
