If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Are we still banned from the library?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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