that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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