what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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