I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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