Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
The adults are the big ones right?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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