Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
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