so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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