Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
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