There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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