You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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