I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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