i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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