All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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