Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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