i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
