I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
