So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
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