Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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