bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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