sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Barsexuality is the new black.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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