He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
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