This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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