the new term for farting is butt boxing.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
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