You just made me feel so damn special
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
