Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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