My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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