took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
