ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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