smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
We were destined to go to rehab together
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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