i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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