I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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