i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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