That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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