my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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