Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
This is my gift to your gina
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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