I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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