After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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