If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Randomize
